and so my dad went to Dubai for 2 months.
we felt nothing, me and my bro, still joking on our way home.
apparently my mother felt something and asked me,
"You all don't feel anything ah?"
"Not really leh, maybe my wife leave then i will feel lah."
"Why??? your father leh. Your wife can change but your father cannot."
then everyone started saying OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT and started touching wood.
oh wells, we all know our dad wont do that kinda shit.
it will be a three member family for now, and now my mother will have the absolute right to torture me financially. SIAN.